Snow!! Snow?? Snow....

I've lived in Tennessee all my life and we've had snow, we've had ice, we've had snow and ice.....I'm not new to snow on the ground. But as other southerns know....1 in. of snow might as well be 1 ft. of snow. WE FREAK OUT!!! I personal love the snow.... on the grass!! Not the roads, not the sidewalks or anywhere else that it will prevent me from getting to where I want to go. Why can't the snow only fall on the grass?? Why won't it work with us on this?? Its just rude!! RUDE SNOW!! :p